QueerGalaxies

karnalesbian:

karnalesbian:

‘bastard’ is the swiss army knife of ways to address someone

literally every conceivable human emotion can be expressed by using it as a term of address

michaelblume:

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

stability:

vintagespiderman:

peter parker, entering his therapist’s office through the window with an apple juice in hand: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

gayhyuna:

Macbeth is my favourite Shakespeare play I want this fjffhfjfjf

da-pun-master:

I want John Mulaney and Bo Burnham to do a show together and sing “Left Brain Right Brain”