Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

libertarirynn:

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

The Ink-credible cephalopod coloring book: Sarah J McAnulty: 9781980914464: Amazon.com: Books

squidscientistas:

Yo. I wrote a book and it is literally so dope and it would mean the world to me if you bought it for either yourself or for a friend this holiday season!

I’ve been out here answering your cephalopod questions for over 5 years now, so if you would be a pal, tell your friends about this book! It covers cephalopod anatomy, has a cephalopod for every letter and comes with facts about each one!

The Ink-credible cephalopod coloring book: Sarah J McAnulty: 9781980914464: Amazon.com: Books

I saw that you are the “Patron Saint of Shitposts” and I thought you might be pleased to know that there’s a catholic holy day called Gaudete Sunday, where the priests wear pink robes.

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this can’t be real

update: it’s real

update: it’s the sunday before my human birthday

Attention:

Gaudapocalypse is scheduled for Dec 16

here’s the icon

update: ARMAGAUDDEON

It’s in my calendar

No don’t do it I beg of you

ARMAGAUDDEON

When Tumblr dies the day after this will be the image upon the remains of every abandoned blog

cottoncxndyghost:

Reasons the Scooby Doo gang are just a bunch of LGBT+ kids solving crimes with their dog

  • The cops hate them for literally no reason even though they’re constantly trying to help out
  • That one scene in Scooby-Doo Zombie Island with Daphne and Velma,,,,,,you know the one
  • They’re constantly being put into unnecessary relationships with others, and even each other. Even if there’s a whole ass joke that Fred and Daphne would never be together by the original creators
  • Shaggy is too,,,,,,,Shaggy to be cishet
  • Have You Seen Scooby-Doo! Mystery, Inc.
  • Speaking of Shaggy, he got with a cute sexless alien girl in Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders and still loved her after finding out she was a sexless alien
  • I’m like 90% sure there was one movie where Velma was supposed to be a lesbian but the producers were cowards and fools who didn’t go through with it
  • Shaggy being as chill with female disguises as he is is one of the most GNC, or dare I say…..nonbinary things I’ve seen in a series
  • Shaggy HATES being called norville, making it his deadname which is a thing most common with trans and nb folk
  • Have You Seen Scooby-Doo! Mystery, Inc.
  • Hayley Kiyoko played Velma in Scooby Doo! The Mystery Begins
  • Daphne is too into the Hex Girls wih most movies for it to be even kind of heterosexual
  • Same goes for Velma in others
  • Fred gives off super hard bi vibes with how interested he acts towards both men and women
  • They’re all a bunch of kids with different interests and different personalities, some even being opposites to each other but they’re all so close to one another so there’s only one explanation,,,,,,,they’re all Gay
  • Have You Seen Scooby-Doo! Mystery, Inc
  • Shaggy (including the rest of them) would literally die for Scooby, their dog, which is gay culture™

In conclusion: Scooby Doo is simply a bunch of gay kids trying to help others and hang out with their dog, therefore making it gay culture™

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