thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart:
Logan: Where are you going?
Virgil: To get ice cream or commit felony. I’ll decide in the car
~~~ 20 minutes later ~~~
*police sirens*
Virgil walking in with an ice cream: sup
Logan: OH THANK GOD
Police officer: *walking up to the two of them* Can I take this for a moment? *takes Virgil’s ice cream*
Logan: *laughing, relieved*
Police officer: You are now under under arrest for suspicion of felony. You- *is arresting Virgil*
Logan: Oh come on! You did b-?
Virgil: Yes. *now in handcuffs* I did both.
Police officer: *just eating the ice cream*
But what felony did he commit?
He stole the police officers heart
And that’s how they met.
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