dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

goodbyeomelas:

supernini235:

hefkerut:

thehollowkidvg:

loony-b:

wanderingchronicle:

kiriwings:

ebroxas72:

heiroflight413:

aegisaglow:

fjord-thinker:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.

I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.

I just crawled out of a hole! Just now 🙂

They put me together out of scrap parts.

They made a typo on the census so now I exist so the numbers add up

I emerged fully-formed and screaming from the 8-12 section of the library down the road.

the ocean threw me up here and lord knows i wish it would take me back

I emerged gracefully into existence, through sheer force of will and compassion, when positive and chaotic energy collided into one another, by saying, and I quote.

“IT’S ME, BITCH!”

i fell from heavan. right on my face. now people who seen it know X’D

I was assembled by some unwitting teenagers trying to assemble a snow penis sculpture. When the melt came, there I was, naked and furious, stood on the corner in front of the OAP bungalows and the main road.

Bold of you to assume that I haven’t always been here.

I don’t exist, but it’s okay because the real me was the friends you made along the way