mysterious white powder
The funny thing is that earlier this year the Australian parliament had a scare with a mysterious white powder. And while all the security was running around trying to close off the area and keep people safe, the head of security just fuCKING LICKED IT. (It was sugar but damn son )
maybe he makes a habit of licking all potential security threats
meanwhile in the US, i had to watch a security training video that explicitly told me to use all of my senses on my patrols… EXCEPT taste
a very serious video with a very serious message that i absolutely must not lick any unknown substances i may find
sounds like your employers were just trying to hog all the exciting mystery flavors for themselves
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