You know what’s a super dumb thing I want for gay nerd reasons? A sitcom about Classic heros (Beowulf, Mwindo, Achilles, etc) just hanging in modern day.
Chilling, being bros, constantly going to increasingly stupid lengths to prove how strong and badass they are. Swapping stories about their individual feats.
“I killed a god of the underworld and then brought him back to life!”
“Yea well, I killed a giant troll with no magic or weapons and THEN I killed his mom!”
“I… I miss Patroclus.”
“…Are you ok dude??”
“No.”
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