social-justin-warrior:

rvengefulobster:

thezohar:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

[[tornado sirens]]