reasons my dog is kind of dumb even though i love her
- when we’re petting her she is incapable of having all four feet on the ground. even if she’s sitting she’ll hold a paw up for whatever fucking reason
- we’ve never figured out the difference between her happy face and her uncomfortable face, so it’s hard to tell when we’re petting her if she truly wants us to stop or if her face is just Like That
- we used to have a set of bells on the door that she could ring with her nose whenever she wanted to go outside but she started ringing them whenever she wanted attention so we had to take them off so we wouldn’t be woken up at four in the morning by jingle bells
- she’s licking the side of the couch as i type this
- she sits in the sunshine in the middle of the goddamn summer and sits in the snow in the winter. conclusion: she doesn’t have blood
- one christmas i got her a $3 elephant toy and she loved it more than she’s ever loved any toy and she slept with it in her bed and she carried it everywhere
- she really likes to escape our backyard but she never goes more than a block or two away. a family member will run into my room panicking saying that she’s gone missing and i’ll put on some shoes and wander around until i find her chilling across the street
- she likes to flip her bed inside out so she’s laying on the underside. i Don’t Know why she does this but whenever i try to fix it, she flips it over again.
in conclusion my dog is p strange but she’s still good
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