tricksythieves:

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

meekokyu:

kaylapocalypse:

$50,000 would go towards making it look like this:

The rest of the millions would go towards making the legs robotic so I can walk my horrifying new house everywhere while also evading property tax. 

This is the exact plot to howls moving castle

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalion’s workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum

#legitimately having to stop people from making out with statues is one of the most exasperating things about my job #like guys #please #I know you want to be edgy and take instagram selfies – but it’s a museum and a historical object and the lighting is terrible anyway #and most importantly it’s a museum #I will kick you out myself #and rest assured #I will tell everyone about it #yes I did walk in on someone making out with a bust of Queen Victoria (not even like an artsy peck they were *going for it*) #and it has slightly traumatised me for life #….. this isn’t a post about that (x)

@villierscy this wasn’t originally a post about that but now it is PLEASE share more about the freak mashing mouths with queen victoria

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.

i-do-hear-the-people-sing:

vanyaliful:

I always wonder who are all these people at Marius and Cosette’s wedding, since Marius is an orphan, Cosette lived secluded all her life and Marius’s friends are all dead

No but one production of les Mis I saw they didn’t have a large enough cast, so they had to use some of the barricade boys in the ensemble and this included the wedding. So that was great and beautiful and made me cry even more than I would be at that point. To make it worse when Thenardier sings the part about “this ones a queer but what can you do” THE FUCKING GUY WHO PLAYED GRANTAIRE WAVED AT THE AUDIENCE AND THEN PROCEEDED TO DANCE WITH THE GUY WHO PLAYED ENJOLRAS