The only robin hood movie since 1993 thats worth anything is princess of thieves starring keira knightly and only bc we got to see her shoot a bunch of arrows and beat up a bunch of men whilst in full medieval butch top regalia
Tell me she doesnt look 100% ready and willing to ravage the beds of each maiden in nottingham before reluctantly leaving them at daybreak because she knows they deserve better than a life on the run in the shadows and she can never give them more than a pleasurable night that theyll dream about each time their inevitably disappointing husband cant make them orgasm
when Katara confronts the man that killed her mother and she says that her mom lied about whom the last waterbender in the tribe was and he asks who it was really and she yells “ME.” and stops all of the rain?
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage
In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians
Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.
You guys are fucking exhausting.
The Prince of Egypt: *consults with countless scholars from all three Abrahamic religions to make sure they were telling the story correctly, hires notable black and Jewish talent for the voice cast, taps the guy who played Coalhouse Motherfluffing Walker in “Ragtime” (a show all about racial tensions in America) on Broadway to sing one of the film’s most beautiful songs, taps the same Israeli singer to reprise her role as Yochaved in almost every foreign dub of the film, and is generally much more respectful to its source than any live-action Biblical epic released in the past fifty years*
Tumblr: “But why are there white people???????”
Tumblr: Jews? What are those?
Also like, if you’re a kid watching this movie you don’t think “Rameses has dark skin, but he’s voiced by Ralph Fiennes who is a white guy.” you think “Huh, in Ancient Egypt people had dark skin.”
Let’s not forget that these are block-buster names (esp. in the late 90s) so people with kids would go “Oh hey, Val Kilmer, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Goldblum, Ralph Fiennes, Steve Martin and Michelle Pfieffer are in a film? I’ll take my kids to see that as I’ll enjoy the voice acting of these super famous names.”
I hate that there’s this HUGE unspoken pressure in the gay community to workout and have muscles in order to feel important or desired within the community. Like, I want all my gay men to know that your value as a gay man should not lie within a damn bicep or any other part of your body for that matter. And if you feel like you have to become a gym rat to find love and acceptance I am sorry the community has failed you. Know that you are worthy of those things with or without.
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former.
We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So….
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While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
Also calling it the 4th of July differentiates it from other days. That’s the only day we really refer to like that.
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