reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

shego666:

leisgeadair:

stillglowinstillcrowin:

Can you imagine how fuckong nuts straight people would go if they had the ability to hear ABBA’s dancing queen the way gay people do

Mr Brightside

the implication that mr brightside belongs to the straights is the foulest and most horrible thing i’ve ever been forced to read in my life

fiddleabout:

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

additional power follow up: referring to the men’s basketball league as the “mnba” or men’s national basketball league

#you wanna gender shit? gender all the shit

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

• There are no gods here
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

xanaxandcoffee:

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

fishyfellow:

snorlaxatives:

the-little-engine-that-couldnt:

snorlaxatives:

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

socalledunitedstates:

this is so sad alexa unionize your workplace

gonnamuke:

When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!