All posts by queergalaxies

shithowdy:

where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing.

i want to be able to button my pants over my tits.

are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,

seelcudoom:

seliphra:

themadcapmathematician:

fumbledeegrumble:

furbearingbrick:

gahdamnpunk:

WHO EVEN DOES THIS

wanna know the best part?

the spikes don’t even WORK

they have similar spikes on shop signs where I live, and the birds just sit between them, or knock them off with stones or sticks

way to go birds

Direct Action

The pigeons here use the spikes to anchor their nests

isent there a species of bird thats all about spikes, like they impale there prey on it, so can we release a bunch of those in these neighborhoods till these peoples trees are covered in tiny corpses like a tiny vlad the impaler is running around

strongbadgmail:

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folkdad:

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster