lettersfromeleanorrigby:

paulinqe:

the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap

This is the body positivity post I’ve been waiting for.

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

lilithlovegood:

breakfastautocrat:

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

rlyehtaxidermist:

prokopetz:

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

Technically, we can only conclude that “a fuck” is an element of some norm space over a field containing fractional values; the space being isomorphic to ℂ is a substantially stronger claim.