yourbigsisnissi:

Yeah
Just as a general note
You should eliminate any thought that there is an expectation that you do anything by any age
You don’t have to be married with kids by 25
It’s ok to be 16 and never been kissed
There’s nothing wrong with you if you haven’t graduated from college by 22
You’re not a failure because you don’t have your dream job at 30
There are no rules to life. You don’t get special points for achieving certain things by a deadline. Just go at your own speed. It’s not a race.

comesitbymyfire:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ree-duh:

blurryfaceinspace:

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

it’s this legendary horror post

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

goodbyeomelas:

supernini235:

hefkerut:

thehollowkidvg:

loony-b:

wanderingchronicle:

kiriwings:

ebroxas72:

heiroflight413:

aegisaglow:

fjord-thinker:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.

I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.

I just crawled out of a hole! Just now 🙂

They put me together out of scrap parts.

They made a typo on the census so now I exist so the numbers add up

I emerged fully-formed and screaming from the 8-12 section of the library down the road.

the ocean threw me up here and lord knows i wish it would take me back

I emerged gracefully into existence, through sheer force of will and compassion, when positive and chaotic energy collided into one another, by saying, and I quote.

“IT’S ME, BITCH!”

i fell from heavan. right on my face. now people who seen it know X’D

I was assembled by some unwitting teenagers trying to assemble a snow penis sculpture. When the melt came, there I was, naked and furious, stood on the corner in front of the OAP bungalows and the main road.

Bold of you to assume that I haven’t always been here.

I don’t exist, but it’s okay because the real me was the friends you made along the way

dreamadove:

jenniferrpovey:

crowned-victorious:

We know you think you know our culture. But you don’t know the half of it. 

Jalisco, Mexico

Oaxaca, Mexico

Chiapas, Mexico

Yucatan, Mexico

Guerrero, Mexico

Veracruz, Mexico

And that’s still not even the half of it.

Look at those colors! I’ve been to Mexico, but I only went to the touristy part of the Yucatan where I stayed at an all inclusive where I could get any kind of food but Mexican.

Needless to say, I’d like to go back some day…

A MEXICO POST????

ON TUMBLR??

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

wancemcwain:

lostwhere:

javaablaze:

celestial-jazz:

dankmemedistributor:

I can hear this post.

I can feel this post

The energy in this post

crunchy

lettherebedragons:

vassraptor:

transcoranic:

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

none of them ever did any laundry at all

The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters. 

Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.

lunarcentrism:

phoenix-falls:

augustinesycamore:

white people are racist by default (in the united states as well as other countries). are you white? congrats, you’re racist, and here’s the explanation:

you grew up in a racist society -> you were socialized to be racist thanks to racism being a dominant ideology -> you benefit from racism -> you’re racist no matter how much u think you’re not.

unlearning it is going to be a constant battle and u will never unlearn it fully. accept this. it is ingrained in you as a result of your upbringing and the media you’ve consumed. the sooner you come to terms with your own racism, the sooner u can better yourself. recognize the problem in yourself instead of setting yourself apart from those “other” white people.

I fux heavy with the White people who keep putting this post on my dash

This applies to all social structures by the way.

You’re a man? You grew up benefitting from sexism.
You’re straight? You grew up with homophobic ideals.
You’re cis? You grew up with transphobic ideals.
You’re able bodied? You grew up with ableist tendencies.

The process of unlearning all of the ideology you were surrounded by is what activism is about. Do it.