the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me


I tried to text @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy but I fucked up. I typed in one wrong number.
This is the only time in my life I’ve texted a wrong number. Figures it’d be the one time I opened with a line like that.

(Via)
THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE
i just want to take a depression nap for the rest of eternity
YOUR DRAGON NAME
- last two letters of your first name
- middle two letters of your last name
- first two letters of your mother’s name
- last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Ayllres






