What’s the hardest part about dating you?
I’m the most emotional unemotional person you’ll ever meet
Not a lot of weather goin on I guess
you fool Pig Nose has been controlling the weather for centuries
3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy
I hope revolution doesn’t entail letting the crowd run into the baseball field
alright comrades whoever eats first base gets a free beret
I started high school 7 years ago Jesus
u done yet
I’m trapped in one of the lockers
how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t
‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.
its comedy gold, just in that first line
remember when you were 11 and you would watch asdfmovie with your friends and you would quote it with every single friend you knew? that was basically just the early version of quoting vines
QueerGalaxies 