QueerGalaxies

mandalorianreynolds:

flightyfinch:

damnselfly:

flightyfinch:

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

…are you frakking kidding me?

This is THE single best but of vampire trivia I’ve ever heard!

dankmemesreasonforliving:

i-dont-crow:

butmuhgains:

ryo-maybe:

cloudstrifefursona:

pokemoncristallo:

florencedrunk:

kaleidoscopekiller:

I know we make fun of american politics a lot but I thought y’all should know that this Italian leader of a Conservative party is doing this thing where she appeals to weebs by reading manga and having people draw her as an anime character

quest’immagine mi ha resa sterile

PORCODIO????

PIANGO

“You are sending me beautiful pictures! Tag my Page when you post them and I will publish some at a time. #MeloniChan”

“Brothers of Italy

Defending the Traditional Family”

“This Image has rendered me sterile”

“FUCKINGGOD????”

“CRYING”

wyrmbloods:

wyrmbloods:

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…