yamujiburo:

syn-the-guardian:

joseinextdoor:

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

counsellorsuggestion:

learning how not to fish for compliments can really help how you interact with others. here’s some common phrases i’ve noticed:

  • “here’s my shitty art”
  • “lol i’m so ugly in this selfie”
  • “you’re so creative. i’m nowhere near as creative as you”
  • “your writing is amazing! i wish mine was that good”

what all of these have in common is that they all involve putting yourself down. when you do that, those around you feel obligated to compliment you, which can make them feel frustrated that they have to just to be polite. not only that, but by talking yourself down you feel worse about yourself. the latter two phrases also centre your problems, distracting the attention from the person you’re trying to compliment. that often makes them feel bad!

here’s how to fix those phrases:

  • “here’s my art”
  • “selfie time!”
  • “you’re so creative. how do you do it?”
  • “your writing is amazing! do you have any tips?”

by cutting out the negativity, you make it so nobody feels obligated to compliment you. you’ll usually get more compliments this way because people don’t feel uncomfortable! the latter two phrases now also centre the artist and their knowledge. not only do they make the artist feel good, they also might score you some good advice.

this strategy will also help to boost your confidence in the long run. if you stop prefacing every compliment with negativity, you’ll be able to internalise them better.

shipitbabyonemoretime:

torukun1:

yungcrybby-anonymousbosch:

iampikachuhearmeroar:

yungcrybby-anonymousbosch:

dick-graysons-left-butt-cheek:

murderxbaby:

notanadult:

amuseoffyre:

aggrokawaii:

justsomeantifas:

my-username-is-classified:

justsomeantifas:

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

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Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant.

The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug. 

this is why they drug test Serena like crazy. the believe no woman should be that good. let alone a black woman.

and black women have always been considered “manly” and less feminine.

also can we talk about how surfing is segregated as well? like how the dude who won this years international surfing cup or whatever was given $30,000 worth of prize money, while the woman who won the women’s comp was only awarded like $16,000 of prize money???? or whatever it was. but I know it was either half or less than half of what the man won. like why can’t they get the same prize money and when they’re competing internationally in the same competition? they surely have the same level of skill and talent.

the pay gap in sports between men and women is fucking insane.

The pay gaps, not to mention lack of sponsorships for women athletes who don’t look like models is insane. If you weigh over 250 pounds, no one will sponsor you. It’s why most female Olympic-class weightlifters live in poverty/out of their cars.

“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

foggywithachance:

scarletmemewitch:

the-self-proclaimed-prince:

  • “Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
  • “Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 
  • “He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.
  • *grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 
  • “I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
  • “That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
  • “There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
  • “Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?
  • “You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
  • “When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
  • “He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
  • “Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
  • “What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 
  • “I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
  • “You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
  • “We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
  • *applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
  • “Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 
  • “Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
  • “Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
  • “Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
  • “I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
  • “Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
  • “The stapler has been compromised.” 
  • “You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
  • “I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
  • “For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
  • “Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
  • “I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

@daredevilmeme, @foggywithachance

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