QueerGalaxies

dankmemeuniversity:

actualbrendonurie:

sarcasm-not-capitalism:

actualbrendonurie:

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

hogwartshousefriends:

origamist-ravenclaw-queer:

hogwartshousefriends:

origamist-ravenclaw-queer:

hogwartshousefriends:

Slytherin: I have a question.

Hufflepuff: Shoot.

Slytherin: In the word scent is it the s or the c that is silent?

Ravenclaw: Fuck you. I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Hufflepuff: Okay well cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the S.

Slytherin: But sent is also pronounced the same way.

Ravenclaw: AGGHH! Okay google says the c was added in in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.

Gryffindor: Plot twist. Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor isn’t allowed to talk anymore.

plot twist: all the letters are silent. there is a invisible B that makes the whole word

BLOCKED

wait unblock me I need to tell you something

I’m hesitant. But okay. Unblocked.

memeufacturing:

i am so here for friends who randomly start typing and sending paragraphs at me. like it doesnt matter if  youre excited about something or if you just wanna talk a lot about a specific thing. im so here for that. its all interesting & i wanna hear

val-ritz:

aaronsmithtumbler:

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE