Pretty sure my apartment hallway just glitched and reloaded
with me in it
maybe I’m the one who glitched and reloaded
People probably knew there were other planets even before they knew there were other continents.
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y’all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
me when i go to The seafood restaurant
me: ah! some sort of funny shrimp, but with eyes and hands… how very Shrimpteresting. i’ll order two
my waiter: ma’am that is a painting of a cartoon lobster
me: hmm… Shrimpteresting
sometimes ross is the perfect example of a meninist
reminder that the term “friendzone” was literally invented to describe ross gellar
If you know how to read Braille, you can read in the dark.
this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.
y’our
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