slytherinvalues:

defense-of-absurdity:

jkr’s next series: what the hell everyone was doing for 19 years

Hermione Granger and Fuck You, Equality For Everyone Bitches

Ron Weasley and the Only Person Who Noticed How Goddamn Ineffective And Strategically Useless The Aurors Are 

Draco Malfoy and A Lot Of Awkward Apologies

Minerva McGonagall and Getting Rid Of The Murder Tree And Moving STAIRCASES, SCREW YOU ALBUS

Luna Lovegood and Dr.Dolittle But With Dragon-Trolls

Arthur Weasley and Finally Someone Let Us Use Pens Instead Of Quills! (And Other Technological Shenanigans)

Harry Potter and Giving Hogwarts A Decent DADA Professor 

(Bonus)

Recovering From PTSD: The Musical

Fantastic Therapists and Where To Find Them

Potter Puppet Pretending Everything’s Okay

as long as it’s not written by jkr, everything in this is sO VALID

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fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas

marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman

literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him

thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house

I love all of this please keep going.

they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison

george washington made a rule banning snacks during cabinet meetings because thomas jefferson would always eat mac n cheese which wasn’t big in the us at the time and all the other founding fathers thought it was disgusting

aaron burr once set himself on fire because he attempted to light a candle by shooting it because he was too tired to get an actual match and his gun was nearby

Didn’t burr also spend like the modern equivalent of 40 dollars on a coconut??? And Washington used to bang his silverware on the table like drums???

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