sanguineheavens:

solarpunkarchivist:

I love how the romantics were unable to tell if they were feverish or experiencing an (1) emotion.

Reblog if you, too, are either feverish or experiencing ONE emotion (and do not know which). 

nintendopunk:

flowercrownsylveon:

Things I have seen tumblr flag as inappropriate in the past 24 hours

-polyhedral dice

-hands

-rocks. Just…rocks

-a desert

-a baby covered in peanut butter (twice)

-Mario’s nipples

-the entire chr*nic pa*n tag

Feel free to add your own to track the ridiculousness

– that bad lip reading dub video of troy bolton, but instead of “getcha head in the game” he’s singing “it’s my bouncy ball”

– acrylic nails with little fish on them

– waluigi’s head photoshopped onto bruno mars’ body???

– a fried egg

– a silhouette of a juice carton

– this anime screencap of a dude naming his mouse

muffintop-madonna:

theofficialvincenzo:

asundergrowth:

sassymurderousangel:

gayndam:

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun
theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt
and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

I love this tea

Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.

Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.

Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.

Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.

I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.

Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.

Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror. 

Hell yeah hell yeah

icantbearsedtothinkofone:

angelpassing:

angelpassing:

angelpassing:

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

…only child, all of the above, depending.

dayinthelifeofchris:

ryanphantom:

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

arthistorianmindswirls:

runofthemillsocialist:

Female, presenting nipples.

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

beveroni:

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi