Hear me out: Pride and Prejudice but with ABBA songs
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS BUT I REALLY REALLY DO
okay okay so ‘dancing queen’ obviously is about jane (since she was chosen to dance the most), ‘why did it have to be me’ is lizzie and george wickham, mrs. bennet sings ‘money money money’ with lydia and kitty as her backup, ‘SOS’ is jane and bingley when they get back together, mr. collins sings ‘take a chance on me’ to literally everyone, lizzie bennet sings ‘mamma mia’ when she sees darcy again at pemberley, lydia sings ‘gimme gimme gimme,’ and then ‘fernando’ for literally no reason… i may have gone off track here
I love it and you’re hired
i also have ideas about p&p but with the discography of queen
I’m listening…
the bennet sisters sing “somebody to love,” with a hint of sarcasm but still in earnest. george wickham sings “fat bottomed girls” because tbh it would be funny. i’m actually realizing this will not be as good as ABBA lol
I can imagine that working fine too.
Mr. Collins singing “Killer Queen” about Lady Catherine ? “I want to break free”, “under pressure”, “save me”, “crazy little thing called love” and “I was born to love you” are some more fitting songs I think
This is actually the meme that sparked it all! My friend sent it to me and one thing led to another.
the first of a couple of ghibli prints i’m gonna have at smash in sydney this july! chihiro and haku from spirited away, aka the embodiment of all my childhood animal/spirit/dragon companion fantasies
“Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on
as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.
Behold a man
the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal
Behold a man: part 2
And they can’t have feathers
BEHOLD A MAN
Man we really are doomed to repeat history aren’t we?
my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner
“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”
So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.
Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.
i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”
at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it
QueerGalaxies 
