jaspertheshark:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out 🙂

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise 🙂

here’s the thing

katsen13:

not-natural-moose-and-squirrel:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

this-name-has-been-changed:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pokeslytherinandy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

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so far i’ve done misha collins

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dj khaled

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troian bellisario

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sean o’pry

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gavin grimm

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tj miller

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lany

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and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

still doin it

answer me you heathens

answer me

answer me you cowards

answer the question

Have they answered u yet

no i’m furious

answer the question

Perseverance is my only virtue

cowards

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

the cast of Gotham answered!

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

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so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

  • 5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

  • 80/3.4 
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lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

  • 5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

  • 80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

Starting in 2019, If Your Film Isn’t Diverse, It Won’t Be Eligible for a BAFTA Award

ohdionne:

boyega-john:

“In an incredibly bold move, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts announced last week that, beginning in 2019,works that do not demonstrate inclusivity in their production practices will no longer be eligible for its annual awards, the BAFTAs, often considered the U.K. equivalent of the Oscars. Eligible projects must showcase this in two of the following ways, as the BBC reported: On-screen characters and themes, senior roles and crew, industry training and career progression, and audience access and appeal to underrepresented audiences.” 

The angry whites in the comments really tell me that this was a necessary and good decision to combat the overpowering whiteness of film. Representation, on and off screen, matters.

Starting in 2019, If Your Film Isn’t Diverse, It Won’t Be Eligible for a BAFTA Award

mactevirtute:

mactevirtute:

mactevirtute:

My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting

Apollo speak to me

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