technicallyflamey:

jenroses:

princecharmingtobe:

take-my-life-not-my-heart:

mathylibrarian:

i-came-from-the-abarat:

pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships

cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment

They’re together and happy, but there’s still ten chapters left.

what goes wrong that needs 10 whole chapters to resolve

It’s like watching a crime show.
Character: He did it!
Me: *looks at how much is left* He didn’t do it.

Some of us want to read 10 chapters of happiness. 

A novel by me

jerryterry:

abare-apple:

moonlandingwasfaked:

toast-potent:

tsunglasses:

carnival-phantasm:

xtelos:

carnival-phantasm:

abare-apple:

mugen-nimbus:

speak for your fucking self

Millennials Are Killing The Titty Industry

Millennials support smaller industries like the Thigh Industry and Ass Industry

The armpit industry

We are not discussing illegal businesses here pal

The nape of the neck industry.

You All Are Sleeping On The Knee Pit Industry

i miss her beautiful feet

this is the worst version of this post

😏

scorntrooper:

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

the-treasures-untold:

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

scarheaded-ferret:

slytherinvalues:

ok but hear me out

hedgehog animagus draco

sksjksskdj why is this so right tho

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they
sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too
far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window
slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in
the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they
cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

memes–memes:

the-macra:

venicksen:

the-macra:

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever.

yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns were dressed in certain colours according to their genitals……….jeez……..how fucked up would that be……..how could I have ever come up with something so silly