marshmalllow:

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

hojolove:

vampireapologist:

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

setheverman:

the-tyranova:

setheverman:

humans are a lot like cats…

We love attention and always send mixed signals?

we both eat mice.

veggiedaddy:

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

airbenderedacted:

hispreciouslittlestar:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vodkasam:

(an ace safe space)

This is an acephobia free zone ❤

o’course 🙂

mcelboycontent:

ladylights:

remake of pirates of the carribbean everything is the same but lucy liu plays jack sparrow

you’re hired

isakthesnake:

gayantigone:

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

perks-of-being-chinese: