covertlydesperado:

sapphicalienn:

christichris:

justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

dumbkiwi:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

northisnotup:

itsafckingsnickersbar:

johnmulaneys:

Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads – CONAN (26.02.2018)

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

please take a moment to appreciate the whole setup of this interview. there is so much RAW energy here i don’t even know what kind

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