lesbiananabray:

interests:

• women
• swords
• cats
• women
• empty notebooks that ill never write in
• tiny cacti in tiny pots
• have i mentioned women

dankmemeuniversity:

ierohero:

sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave

exceptionals:

*makes my kids go on tumblr mobile to teach them patience*

autumngracy:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

ronpaulhdwallpapers:

megapope:

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

7wheezycats:

…thinking about her