Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.
This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
True Love
joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation”
taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top
joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.
taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor
Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol
It’s because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.
He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics
That…is a really good addition as to why Whedon gets Thor and Loki
wrong and why Taika did a far better job with their
characters/personalities in Ragnarok
imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human
me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS*
me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS*
[x files music plays]Please fucking bring back vine I’m so sick of reading these posts because I swear I can see them.
Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.
Narnia Week 2018
↬ ♡ Free Flow ♡The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian + Blooper reel
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/queergalaxiesxx/177222305932/tumblr_n7mzjinmqs1qe6y2w?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://queergalaxiesxx.tumblr.com/post/177222305932/audio_player_iframe/queergalaxiesxx/tumblr_n7mzjinmqs1qe6y2w?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fqueergalaxiesxx%2F177222305932%2Ftumblr_n7mzjinmqs1qe6y2w
Tears For Fears – “Everybody Wants To Rule The World”
adulthood really does hit you like a fucking truck when you spent all of your teenage years thinking you were gonna kill yourself eventually,
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