mirab3lle:

The houses find a $20

I, a slytherin, was waiting in line for coffee with my hufflepuff. I found a $20 on the ground, only to have my puff immediately snatch it and turn it in to the barista “in case someone came back for it.” My slytherin ass knew that IF anyone did, that barista would keep it anyway.

A gryph would have held the $20 up and asked if anyone in the immediate vicinity has dropped it before pocketing it.

A raven claw wouldn’t have gotten caught picking it up.

pengosolvent:

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry
it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”)

Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

left-reminders:

left-reminders:

left-reminders:

left-reminders:

left-reminders:

left-reminders:

Capitalist culture is service industry workers not being allowed to sit down for their entire shifts, no matter how dead the traffic flow gets.

Capitalist culture is service industry workers sacrificing their comfort for antagonizing and pervy customers who are “always right”.

Capitalist culture is giving students homework in order to prepare them for their future careers where they’ll inevitably need to “take work home with them” or work extra hours in order to put bread on the table.

Capitalist culture is helping physically/mentally ill people only to the extent that they’re able to generate profitable labor again.

Capitalist culture is destroying food that can’t be sold rather than distributing it to poor people according to need.

Capitalist culture is monetizing knowledge and making it artificially scarce so that owners can profit and laypeople are left in the dark.

mirab3lle:

afterhoursdani:

if you’re a girl and had an unnatural obsession on any of these characters growing up:

  • Ariel from Little Mermaid
  • Mulan
  • Shego from Kim Possible
  • Kim Possible
  • Sam from Danny Phantom
  • The Hex girls from that Scooby Doo movie
  • Meg from Hercules
  • Raven from Teen Titans
  • Almost every female in Avatar the Last Airbender

chances are you’re gay now

I’m really gonna have to ask you to not peer into my soul like this

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