Как приготовить тесто
“How to prepare the dough
- To begin with, take some flour
- Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite
- We’ll prepare the dough some other time”
Lmfaoooo
THE LAST TWO
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This stone was found with impressions of snail shells encaved on it giving it an alien like appearance.
“Scully your not going to believe this…”
*Stares ominously at the computer while the X-Files theme plays in my head*
Scully: Mulder let’s take a day off from all this and go to the beach…
Mulder, throwing a file on her desk: U EVER HEAR OF THE PEBBLE ALIEN
once i come out of my cage and start doing just fine it’s over for u hoes
People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong
They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.
they would literally be 984 years old i………….
DJDSJHDJHSDJSFJHFSDJ BABY WYD
I didn’t know there were gays on Reddit
WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!
marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy
wheres his movie???
WTF IS THIS?!?!?!
its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude
buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it
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