Translation:
“I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry”
*the standard effect of touching a soviet car*
*laughs in russian*I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart – the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.
the tired gay youth energies radiating off of this image is immeasurably powerful
I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.”
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”
“Rowena, I don’t think-”
“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”
“But how will the students get to class?”
“They’ll have to figure it out.”
“…”
“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”
“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”
“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”
“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”
#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)
have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???
Like, look at it
It looks like a sunset
just
#the sky is bi confirmed
You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.
the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s
I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.
When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.
“Racial realist”
racial + realist = racist.
Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
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I have died and gone to heaven from the gloriousness that is this post.
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
beautiful
16vc:
This is absolutely amazing
Here’s her instagram if you want to be updated with the film
“For obvious Trump America reasons.” Lmao
I STAN.
This 7-year-old boy is making light-up Pokeball badges to keep kids safe while playing Pokemon Go in the dark.
Check out his gofundme page here
This is so cute
YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST
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