My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.
all i want from the falcon & bucky series is there to somehow be a fight in the middle of steve’s apartment that’s like real wild– table flipped, glasses broken, a hole in the ceiling– and steve is in the background wearing pjs and munching on some cereal
bucky, fighting off like two armed men while sam is out of sight and swearing: steve, a little help here???????? steve, muffled by a mouthful of toasted oats: ‘m retired
a grumpy peggy, sticks her head out of the bedroom: this is not what i expected our lives to be like when I married you, steve