hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader
Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall
people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot
Soooo…uhh…
…let’s talk about this.
I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.
Okay I’ve taken these comments into account…
…and I’ve made a new scale.
You’re not going to like it.
You’re really not going to like it.
…That can’t…possibly be right…
Umm it means four times as broad as a regular man… That scale is too broad.
reasons my dog is kind of dumb even though i love her
when we’re petting her she is incapable of having all four feet on the ground. even if she’s sitting she’ll hold a paw up for whatever fucking reason
we’ve never figured out the difference between her happy face and her uncomfortable face, so it’s hard to tell when we’re petting her if she truly wants us to stop or if her face is just Like That
we used to have a set of bells on the door that she could ring with her nose whenever she wanted to go outside but she started ringing them whenever she wanted attention so we had to take them off so we wouldn’t be woken up at four in the morning by jingle bells
she’s licking the side of the couch as i type this
she sits in the sunshine in the middle of the goddamn summer and sits in the snow in the winter. conclusion: she doesn’t have blood
one christmas i got her a $3 elephant toy and she loved it more than she’s ever loved any toy and she slept with it in her bed and she carried it everywhere
she really likes to escape our backyard but she never goes more than a block or two away. a family member will run into my room panicking saying that she’s gone missing and i’ll put on some shoes and wander around until i find her chilling across the street
she likes to flip her bed inside out so she’s laying on the underside. i Don’t Know why she does this but whenever i try to fix it, she flips it over again.
in conclusion my dog is p strange but she’s still good
“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.”
White people in a nutshell.
Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma’am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way…..
He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.
This is a good way to handle that.
why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!”
it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot
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