theanisplanet:

sherlockianonfire91:

sunnysundown:

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Guillermo del Totoro

@theanisplanet

gasp

6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bitch-is-for-happy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

trashcan-oftheinternet:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

*cuts off your head*

it’ll grow back

it’s already beginning

This. Is. Incredible. Astonishing. Spectacular. Superb. Uncanny. Staggering. Breathtaking. Remarkable, Phenomenal. Fantastically Extraordinary.

A Blessing on Your Crops, Your Roof, Your Livestock, Your Pets, Your Bloodline. A Plague on Those Who Would Do You Harm.

teaboot:

dajo42:

dajo42:

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

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