“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.


Australia has started to test a network of drainage with mesh so that plastics and other pollutants do not reach rivers or sea.
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE U.S.
even fucking louder for china maybe?


absolute worst attempt at a sting i’ve ever seen
I’m on mobile and the picture won’t load but please leave this poor bee alone he has done nothing wrong
This is like 2 posts for the price of none
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be
wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.
house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

