so a lot of of people think dean would propose. seriously? dean “stutters & runs into tables when a cute guy asks him out” winchester proposing to castiel? he’d get so nervous, he drops the ring & castiel would find it & be like “oh, you wanna marry me?”
Bold of you to assume Cas would take the hint.
*Dean panicking and stuttering drops ring*
Castiel: “oh Dean you dropped this. Here you go.” *hands back ring and leaves*
Dean: *oh no he is refusing me*
*both go back to grumpily thinking the other doesn’t return their feelings for another 10 years*
I still can’t stress this enough how the last sentence in the movie where Eddie asks Venom what did he want to do now and Venom answers “We can do whatever we want” was changed in polish dub to “Whatever you want, you’re my soulmate after all”
Our new Monday morning best friend. This smart table will bother you until you get all the stuff you need in your bag – including breakfast. THANKS, TABLE!
Wanna know how it works?Watch today’s TED talk on touch technology – from the guy who created this and many other shape-shifting designs. (From the geniuses at TEDxCERN.)
what the fuck man
just fucking launch their phone into the ceiling they dont fucking need it
thank you future wiggle table
why would i need a table that nervously jostles my possessions around while frantically repeating vague advice when i already do all that myself
The Anxiety Table
You screwed up a perfectly good robotable is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.
Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months
He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape
“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”