lovlylance27:

nathanielemmett:

sloshed-sandwich:

sirlaggalot:

giddytf2:

Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

OH MY GOD

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

@yallneedahero

iamofficiallywhelmed:

when bored, paint happy little clouds. 🖌🌥

black-nata:

this scene is a gift

pandalikeelf:

season 1, episode 2: valiant

thisafterpartyisawingding:

batfam + wiki how articles

explainingthejoke:

popsicle-prince:

dark-clifford:

pooguns:

frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

ABORT MISSION

This is fucking scary

I dont get it..

@explainingthejoke

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

wenchyfloozymoo:

lynati:

grumpycapt:

For a guy that once took a girl on the “cheapest date possible”, Jake Peralta’s romance game is strong

Also, extra props to B99 for not being afraid to show a woman orgasming in this scene.

httydofdreamworks:

megtoons:

jaspell:

A rather long post about my love for the design of Dreamworks’ women. Stay as awesome and progressive as you always have been ❤

This need to be reblog everyday

This post deserves more 🙏🏼

jenniferrpovey:

lulu28816:

mckitterick:

blackpantha:

Dr. Mariah Parker…

the story on Teen Vogue: X

hey @staff kindly stop marking this stuff under sensitive content

This is awesome.

It’s also worth spreading around that you do not have to take an oath on a Bible. If they’ll let her use this, then you can use pretty much any book, which might matter for atheists and people who’s religion lacks sacred texts.