deducecanoe:

8m57w6:

ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

motionpicturesource:

Brave (2012)

its-a-hetalia-world-after-all:

I wasn’t sure how helpful this would be but then I saw that Die Hard is on here so this flow chart is definitely legit

imagines-by-loki-and-kylo:

ohhopelessromanticme:

starsshinedarkly77:

catchymemes:

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.

This is modern fucking art and it’s inspiring

BETTER YET: THE MAN WAS FOUND, ARRESTED, AND HIS BAIL WAS PAID BY THE LAST GUY TO DESTROY THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!

Inspiring.

owlturdcomix:

For sharing:

Long-ways | Square-ways

theblackmanonthemoon:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Wow this tweet turned me on

Both tweets are very relevant

fozmeadows:

imnotafan:

buckysl3ftarm:

ithinkiamfinallyclean:

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

itsqueerlyhalloween:

Holy fucking christ

bogleech:

bogleech:

bogleech:

I love what fleas look like from above vs. from the side

I didn’t realize this was surprising to so many people!

This lateral flattening allows the flea to “swim like a fish” through fur, aided by the many backwards-facing barbs and hairs along their sides.

If you’ve ever tried to pick them off a dog or cat you’ve seen this in action, it really is like they’re gliding through a liquid environment and amazingly fast, hardly even using their legs to do it.

This is also why they don’t have wings, which would get in the way of this trick, but they compensated with incredible jumping ability that may as well be flight.

Hundreds of millions of years ago, though, fleas couldn’t jump and they were flattened top-down:

This is because fleas were originally parasites of dinosaurs, and while dinosaurs often had feathers, feathers have a different density and the “fur swimming” wouldn’t have worked yet.

The first fleas similar to today’s fleas probably began evolving towards the end of the dinosaur’s run, adapting to the increasing number of our ancestral mammals. Dinosaurs shrank into modern birds so rapidly, it seems, that their original fleas vanished entirely.

So basically whenever you get bit by a flea, you caught that from a dinosaur.

I was thinking about this again earlier and do that many people also know that a sperm whale’s mouth has the same flatness?

every single cartoon and game assumes they have this huge wide gaping maw because I guess you usually see a side view and just assume there’s more of a third dimension