alexernst:

animals never fail to amaze me

corgisandboobs:

“What’s the password?”
“Is it… is it ‘dog’?”
*muffled meeting behind door*
“You may enter.”

transzahhaks:

brodinsons:

lookhereiam:

Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. 

#destroy the idea that you’re not being social if you don’t drink

YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU DON’T PARTAKE OF ANY “SOCIAL” ACTIVITY

cerastes:

clatterbane:

colorsinautumn:

I think this is a good time to post this.

(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)

Keep it up.

pumpkinspicepunani:

peashooter85:

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

phantoms-lair:

joanielspeak:

krey-9-jorce:

delirious-comfort:

rumple-belle:

worryinglyinnocent:

emospritelet:

robertmarch82:

kedreeva:

I hear a lot of people bitching that they can’t leave kudos multiple times per story, or can’t leave kudos on every chapter, or whatever.

Well, take a page out of this marvelous book, because I swear I’ve never been so happy to receive kudos as waking up to multiple people having done this on multiple chapters on a story I just posted.

The bar just got raised, folks.

Would… would writers be glad to read a comment, that is saying “kudos”? 

We’re happy to get a smiley face, honestly. Leaving another kudos like this is great. Anything that tells us we aren’t just screaming into the void

^^^^^ This. Even the smallest comments are golddust. 

Seconding, thirding, and fourthing all of this. Saying or typing anything is amazing.

writers are happy with anything that isn’t ‘update pls’ when you just uploaded. type the alphabet and we’ll be grinning like fools cuz ‘sames’. 

Dang I know what to do now!!!!

Oh, but you can get creative with your extra kudos! 

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

(✿◠‿◠) – “I heart this so much!!”
⊂◉‿◉つ – “OMG, the surprise was so sweet!
☆(❁‿❁)☆ – “AHH! Love it!”
≧◠‿◠≦ – “All the feels!”
٩(˘◡˘)۶ – “Woot!!”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – “I see what you did there and/or that smut was on point.”
┑(￣▽￣)┍ – “Sweet praises for you!”
ლ(╹◡╹ლ) – “I love this story so hard, I get tingles when it updates!”
ʘ‿ʘ – “WHat?!”
(●⌒∇⌒●) – “Squee!!”
(❁´◡`❁) – “Oh dear god, cavities!”
(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪ – “This made me siiiinnnnnggggg!!”
┏(＾0＾)┛ – “Happy dance!”
ヾ(＾∇＾) – “Wonderful fic! Thanks again!”

OMG sadface.

(┬＿┬) – “Literally crying, rn.”
(^)o(^) – “Holy moly!” 
(◕﹏◕✿) – “How … how could you do this to me?!”
ಥ‿ಥ – “I’m not crying you are!”

FLAMES!

ᕕ(◉Д◉ )ᕗ – “WTAF?!”
(⊙…⊙,) – “Did yoU JUST.”
ᕕ(˵•̀෴•́˵)ᕗ – “HOW DARE YOU! With my OWN EYES!”
(ノ°Д°）ノ︵ ┻━┻ – “TABLE FLIP, you son-OF-A-!”

I canNOT with you!

(@[]@!!) – “WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”
＼(◎o◎)／！– “WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.”
(´･_･`) – “I do not know how I feel about this.”

Assorted.

><((((’> – “This fish is delicious.”

Feedback means everything to fanfic writers and hitting a like or kudos button doesn’t really give that. Even one word reviews do wonders

saying anything, anything at all, is proof there’s someone reading. writers can’t see their audience–like an actor in the pitch dark, the only guarantee they have that anyone’s actually watching is the noise you make

coelasquid:

srsfunny:

This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible

It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.

jjackdaw:

catch me out in the fields frantically cajoling the turnips for their blood

the-vegan-muser:

vetstudentlive:

iheartvmt:

moniquill:

fistfulofgammarays:

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD – BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD – SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

Here is the opposite

almost every place I’ve worked at has to have a sign for the “human fridge”

99fandomsandmarvelisone:

krispythinkings:

pearlmarley:

sherlockismyholmesboi:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.