twocatstailoring:

greenjudy:

eggcup:

hands down this is my favorite picture ever

The ancient cry has been answered:

can has

CAN HAS

froody:

scrotegasm:

froody:

claygoblin:

One in the eye

The Great British Year, BBC

ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….

whats the bad news pal 

he no like water on his eyeball

naamahdarling:

aceofstars:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.”

Which still works, TBH.

righteoussness:

Humans of New York

drowningcomicart:

stay_humble.png

seaside-cave:

my cat’s nickname is the loaf so i decided to just go the extra mile

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I tried to text @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy but I fucked up. I typed in one wrong number.

This is the only time in my life I’ve texted a wrong number. Figures it’d be the one time I opened with a line like that.