my senior year of high school i worked in the referral office and a girl came in one day and was like ‘uhh i got a referral’ so i had to ask her what for and she told me it was for her necklace and i told her if she’d let me take a picture wearing it i would throw the referral away and yeah
If anyone’s interested, it’s because while the ovum that would eventually become Renesmee in Bella likely had existed for years prior to conceiving, the sperm that would eventually become Renesmee in Edward had only existed for about 8 weeks at most. Depending of how often Edward cranked his hog, that sperm could have been generated in as little as 3 days before conceiving. I ain’t read Twilight recently or at all, but it seems reasonable to assume that Edward honked pud fairly regularly, so it’s entirely conceivable (pun unintentional but noticed and purposefully left in) that Jacob just wasn’t around when Renesperm came up (ditto).
starts longing for Edward for 3 days in their honeymoon and then remembers he’s an enemy – which sounds very Jacob tbf
Honestly, you can tell someone has never read Twilight when they think Edward ever had the emotional wherewithal to actually masturbate.
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