If glitches happened in real life
Videos
Camouflaged Orange Oakleaf Butterfly
oh my god look at this little superspy, so talented!
me everytime it opens its wings: hOOLY SHiiT.
he really said that in front of his own wife…
This man singlehandedly ended bi erasure. What an icon
biphobia? i dunno that bitch anymore
reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”
Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!
Russian exorcisms be like
This bitch haunted… YEET
From what i could roughly understand:
[no idea sorry]
*GASP*
*exhale*
“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”
I think somebody wants attention
“I could claw this hapless human to death… but she’s so cute… and I love her…”
*very gently threatens*
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