buttofgrayson:

Dick Grayson is caught by cops while investigating at the scene of a crime. They take him in for questioning.

*both cops enter interrogation room*

Cop 1: I’m sure on tv you’ve seen this play out. Good cop, bad cop right? Well not this time. This time we’re both the bad cop.

Cop 2: Tell us what we need to know *cracks his knuckles*

Dick: wait you’re BOTH gonna be the bad cop??

Cop 1: That’s right *smirks*

Dick: Then who will be the good cop? Should I be the good cop?

Cop 2: That’s… not how this works. There is no good cop.

Dick: THEN WHO AM I GONNA BE?????