[Pre-play, at Wittenberg]
Rosencrantz: Why are you ignoring Horatio?
Hamlet: I’m playing hard to get. Guys dig that.
Rosencrantz: Uhm, I don’t think Horatio is the kind of man who finds that attractive.
Guildenstern: Yea, why would you even do that? You’re already hard to want.
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