Headcanon that instead of nine year old Tim Drake trying to keep Batman’s secret, he’s blabbing to everyone but no one listens or they think it’s his imagination.
“Mom, Bruce Wayne is BATMAN!”
“Yes, yes, that’s nice honey.”
“Dick Grayson IS ROBIN”
“Don’t yell, Timothy. I’m on the phone.”
But then he goes to a gala and Bruce Wayne and Dick are there in person.
“Mr. Grayson, sir. Could I, um, have your autograph?”
“Call me Dick, and sure thing! But why do you want it?”
“I saw your show in the circus! Y’know, the night your parents died. Uh, sorry for your loss by the way. But now you’re Robin, The Boy Wonder!”
“Oh no.”
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