permets-tu-not-permettez-vous:

Enjolras: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Combeferre: “I’d be in college, about to go down on rockin’ twink, and I’d be like, “Wait a second. What would Leonard Bernstein do?”

Courfeyrac: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”

Feuilly: Shut up, you’re all gonna die. Street Smarts!

Bahorel: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]

Jehan: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”

Grantaire: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”

Joly: “If you even fucking look at the hospital, I will stomp you to death with my hooves.”

Bossuet: “This is an on-fire garbage can…Could be a nursery.“

Musichetta: “In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

Eponine: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”

Marius: “I have had a very long day, I am very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under.”

Cosette: "Some of the things I was anxious about as a kid don’t bother me at all anymore. Like I always thought quicksand was going to be much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”