star-anise:

peterssquill:

museum curator, watching steve waltz into the smithsonian, the memory of having the stolen cap america authentic howling commando era uniform returned dirty and ridden with bullet holes still fresh in their mind: hide the VALUABLES

steve, reaching over the rope to poke at something on display: it’s my goddamn stuff???

Okay but now I want the opposite version, where the curator talked to Steve when she was putting the exhibit together and has been really thoughtful about modifying the old display on Captain America to reflect the fact that this time around he’s a living person

so he shows up one day like “Karen I need my suit back, don’t tell anyone because the government is after me”

and she drops her coffee and says “Yes of course! Do you need anything else? Do you need a gun? I’ve never been a gun runner before but I’m sure I could find one if I try hard enough.”

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