person: talking at a normal human pace
my ADHD ass: im Suffering im Bored™️ please go faster go faster go faster
person: talking at a slightly faster pace
my Fucking Adhd Ass: i have not comprehended a single spoken word since 1955
The whole time either way: Don’t interrupt. Don’t interrupt. Remember to listen. Don’t interrupt!
Bonus: Focussing so hard on not interrupting and actually paying attention that you end up not hearing a word because of how hard you’re T R Y I N G
Whole Civilizations Rise And Die In The Time It Takes You To Get To The Damn Point: An Autobiography
The Sequel: You Have In Fact Told Me This Story Before And My Brain Is Desperately Trying To Smash A “Skip Cutscene” Button That Isn’t There, No Offense
You Have ADHD Too And I’m Desperately Trying To Understand What You’re Explaining To Me But You’ve Explored 19 Different Tangents Already, My Great Grandchild Has Just Graduated Moon College, And I Still Have No Idea About The Point Of What You’re Telling Me: The Netflix Original Series (Season 4 Out Now!)
I Have ADHD And Autism So I Can Either Make Eye Contact, Or Comprehend A Single Word You Have Ever Said. Please For The Love Of God Let Me Look Somewhere Else I Want To Die This Is Literally Painful. (The thrilling spinoff!)
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