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thefaultinourchickennuggets:

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lesbianrey:

well now that you mentioned it,

You know why? Because unlike those fuckers at Google, the librarian won’t snitch to the feds

That’s…not necessarily true. I work in a library, and the first week I was there, my supervisor got a call from one of the branch librarians we have a big library system in that county, so there’s the main branch and then a bunch of little one’s around the county you get the idea called to let her know that she had gotten an odd call from a gentleman that past week. Apparently this man wanted to know if one would be able to land a plane in [local lake]. You know, would it be big enough, deep enough, etc for someone to land, not a big commercial plane just like a personal 1 or 2 person plane, in this lake. Like “Scully did on the Hudson”. So did she know how big [local lake] is, and could you actually land a plane in it? the obvious answer seems no because it’s not big and there’s no landing strip you would probably die anyways she didn’t know, so he hung up.

So she called our boss to let her know and to ask like, should we call the cops??? Is this sufficiently weird enough that we should tell someone? Is this guy about to try to land a plane in a lake???? 

They decided on no, not weird enough YET.

The moral of the story is, if you ask the librarian weird enough questions, yeah they might call the cops